Roofing Installer Jokes

A big list of contractor jokes.

Roofing installer jokes.

The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour. We ve scoured the internet looking for the best ones and here you have them. The aeirels quickly fell in love went on many dates and were soon married.

See more ideas about roofing roofer memes. Take me to your ladder. Mar 17 2018 explore brandon southcott s board roofing memes on pinterest. So here is some of the things klr roofing finds worth your time.

How many contractors does it take to replace a light globe. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. The wedding went off without a hitch. This joke may contain profanity.

It clipped the side of his head slicing off his ear. An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof. Roofing jokes and quotes it s good to sit back relax and share some laughs sometimes. Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest.

Considering most of our clients are in the commercial construction industry we ve found a handful of jokes to brighten up your work day. Pierre the french canadian got a job roofing he was taking 100 lb bundles of shingles up the ladder to the roof. See more ideas about roofing roofer jokes. One to buy the wrong size globe and another to replace the existing light fitting to suit the new globe.

As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. On his way up the roofer slipped and pushed a bundle down on him. 107 of them in fact. Performance is going through the roof.

69 of them in fact. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. They really raised the roof. A big list of install jokes.

The mayecreate crew jokes around the office quite often because we know how to have a little fun. Went to a party with a construction team the other week. See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. Below are some of the roofing jokes and roofing quotes we find funny profound and just plain share worthy.

My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well.